Because I'd sure hate to think that a little thing like the fact that the U.S. economy is still in the toilet could cramp his style. I don't know what he's doing today but I'm sure it involves luxury cars and fancy locations and expensive food and plenty of people to cater to his every whim.
Hey, wanna know what I've been doing today?
- I've been updating my resume and trying to figure out how I can pick up a second job because my husband had to take another pay cut.
- And I've been combing the coupons to plan meals for the next two weeks that we can afford and that are not ramen noodles.
- And I've been going through closets to determine who gets new shoes this month because everyone needs them but we can only afford one pair at a time.
- And we had to tell the kids we canceled the vacation next spring even though we haven't a vacation for the last four years and were really hoping to go somewhere for spring break.
But hey, Obama told us we'd all have to tighten our belts to get through this, right? I mean, even he's gone from the $400/lb Kobe beef steaks to the $300/lb Waygu. And if they raise our taxes by over $200 per month next year, it'll be worth it so Obama and the missus can keep living in style, right?
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Obama suddenly remembers his manners
Oh, so now Obama wants to talk? According to this, Duh One has invited Boehner, McConnell, reid, and pelosi to the White House for a meeting. And of course he's spewing the standard politician talking points about bi-partisanship, finding middle ground, and working together to serve the American people.
Right.
Isn't this the same guy who has spent the last two years calling conservatives and Republicans enemies, racists, bigots, bitter clingers, morons, traitors, and telling them to sit in the back of the bus? Why yes, I believe it is. If there's anything we know about Obama after the last two years, it's that he's an egotistical, selfish, insincere, liar. Whatever olive branch he's extending at the moment is ONLY for political purposes and not because Tuesday's beating has changed his agenda.
Republicans should refuse outright. Yes, bi-partisanship is necessary but it can come later. Let the president chew on his humble pie for a while first, he deserves it. (At least he has his $200 million per day jaunt to India coming up to soothe his bruised ego. Thanks, taxpayers!)
If Boehner and McConnell do attend, they'd better take some giant Slurpees that they can sip noisily whenever Obama starts in on more of his compromise BS.
Right.
Isn't this the same guy who has spent the last two years calling conservatives and Republicans enemies, racists, bigots, bitter clingers, morons, traitors, and telling them to sit in the back of the bus? Why yes, I believe it is. If there's anything we know about Obama after the last two years, it's that he's an egotistical, selfish, insincere, liar. Whatever olive branch he's extending at the moment is ONLY for political purposes and not because Tuesday's beating has changed his agenda.
Republicans should refuse outright. Yes, bi-partisanship is necessary but it can come later. Let the president chew on his humble pie for a while first, he deserves it. (At least he has his $200 million per day jaunt to India coming up to soothe his bruised ego. Thanks, taxpayers!)
If Boehner and McConnell do attend, they'd better take some giant Slurpees that they can sip noisily whenever Obama starts in on more of his compromise BS.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
There's a new hottie in town
Justin Bieber, Robert Patterson, Brad Pitt, and George Clooney can't hold a candle to this guy...
How awesome is New Jersey's Republican Governor Chris Christie? He's smart, well-spoken, tough, focused, and best of all, fiscally responsible. He's working to get New Jersey back on track and he's standing up to all the liberals, unions, socialists, lairs, fakes, cheats, scammers, race baiters, a demagogues out there - in other words, the Democrats.
Here's a hint to all you guys out there. What women REALLY is a man who knows how to balance a checkbook and doesn't take any crap while doing it.
Rock on, Governor!!
Here's the link to the story of the video.
How awesome is New Jersey's Republican Governor Chris Christie? He's smart, well-spoken, tough, focused, and best of all, fiscally responsible. He's working to get New Jersey back on track and he's standing up to all the liberals, unions, socialists, lairs, fakes, cheats, scammers, race baiters, a demagogues out there - in other words, the Democrats.
Here's a hint to all you guys out there. What women REALLY is a man who knows how to balance a checkbook and doesn't take any crap while doing it.
Rock on, Governor!!
Here's the link to the story of the video.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Spin
AP headline today:
Low-key vacation for president on Vineyard
Hmm. Do you think they're trying to make us forget about Michelle's ridiculously luxurious vacation to Spain less than three weeks ago? Or how about the fact that this is Obama's, what, sixth, seventh, vacation this year - and there are still four months to go?
Raise your hand if you've taken even one vacation this year. How about two? Or three? Raise your hand if your vacation has included a $50,000 a week rental and your personal chef. Or how about a $2,500 a night hotel suite and a large staff to see to your every whim.
Low-key, riiiight. Look at those Obamas. Why, they're just regular folks!
Low-key vacation for president on Vineyard
Hmm. Do you think they're trying to make us forget about Michelle's ridiculously luxurious vacation to Spain less than three weeks ago? Or how about the fact that this is Obama's, what, sixth, seventh, vacation this year - and there are still four months to go?
Raise your hand if you've taken even one vacation this year. How about two? Or three? Raise your hand if your vacation has included a $50,000 a week rental and your personal chef. Or how about a $2,500 a night hotel suite and a large staff to see to your every whim.
Low-key, riiiight. Look at those Obamas. Why, they're just regular folks!
Sunday, August 22, 2010
My dad's favorite joke
My dad is quite a funny guy. We love to debate politics - or rather since we're both conservative, we love to discuss and complain and get each other worked into a lather over the stupid things liberals do. He calls me regularly with a new joke he's heard and this one is the best yet. I don't know where he got it, sorry.
It's January 1, 2013 and a Marine is guarding the entrance to the White House when a man approaches.
"I'd like to speak to President Obama, please," he says.
The Marine replies, "Sir, Barack Obama is no longer the president. He has left the White House."
"Okay, thank you," the man says and he leaves.
The next day it's the same Marine at the gate and the same man and the same conversation.
"I'd like to speak to President Obama, please."
"Sir, Barack Obama is no longer the president. He has left the White House."
"Okay, thank you."
The third day the same man is back.
"I'd like to speak to President Obama, please."
This time the Marine has had enough. "Sir, this is the third day you've come here and this is the third time I've told you - Barack Obama is no longer the president. He has left the White House. Now, are we going to have a problem?"
The man grins and replies, "No. I just like to hear you say it."
The Marine snaps to attention and says, "See you tomorrow, sir."
It's January 1, 2013 and a Marine is guarding the entrance to the White House when a man approaches.
"I'd like to speak to President Obama, please," he says.
The Marine replies, "Sir, Barack Obama is no longer the president. He has left the White House."
"Okay, thank you," the man says and he leaves.
The next day it's the same Marine at the gate and the same man and the same conversation.
"I'd like to speak to President Obama, please."
"Sir, Barack Obama is no longer the president. He has left the White House."
"Okay, thank you."
The third day the same man is back.
"I'd like to speak to President Obama, please."
This time the Marine has had enough. "Sir, this is the third day you've come here and this is the third time I've told you - Barack Obama is no longer the president. He has left the White House. Now, are we going to have a problem?"
The man grins and replies, "No. I just like to hear you say it."
The Marine snaps to attention and says, "See you tomorrow, sir."
Thursday, June 24, 2010
The White House Hands Out Acorn Cookies
The White House pastry chef actually made cookies in the shape of acorns last year for Christmas, causing speculation that it was a subtle show of support for ACORN.
Well, maybe it was since in NObama's world, everything is political and the man will hardly blow his nose unless it will benefit him politically. But what I find really interesting about the story is that the White House made cookies. Some 20,000 of them according to Bill Yosses, the WH pastry chef. He said they keep them around to give to those who need a pick me up.
Wait...
Isn't this the low-fat, garden growing, healthy eating White House? Wasn't this administration supposed to set a new standard for health and nutrition?
Why aren't they giving away organic carrot sticks?
Well, maybe it was since in NObama's world, everything is political and the man will hardly blow his nose unless it will benefit him politically. But what I find really interesting about the story is that the White House made cookies. Some 20,000 of them according to Bill Yosses, the WH pastry chef. He said they keep them around to give to those who need a pick me up.
Wait...
Isn't this the low-fat, garden growing, healthy eating White House? Wasn't this administration supposed to set a new standard for health and nutrition?
Why aren't they giving away organic carrot sticks?
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